Luna Robbie's Profile
About Luna Robbie
Do you have a desire to connect? Value intimacy, exploration, and play? Enjoy safe, open-minded companionship you can be yourself with? Love giving and receiving touch? Have a thing for fun?IF you have a good attitude, are into mutual delight, want to enjoy yourself with an experienced adventure buddy whose favorite research topic is sex:
Message me!!!
I’d love to get to know you (this is also the fastest way for me to share waaaaaay more photos of myself with you!!!).
Click the purple “send a message” button below or email lunarobbie @ sherisranch.com!!!
Bonus points if you are willing to be at least a little silly. Super bonus points if you share a photo of your own to prove it. Super duper bonus points if you make an appointment with me or stop by for a tour!
You are invited to let go of your fears, but you don’t have to; they’ll melt away once we settle in.
Worried about your weirds? I love them if you feel like sharing, but I won’t poke.
I find every human being baffling, unique, and a pleasure to discover.
Feel free to squiggle down my internet rabbit hole or just come in and say hi. Let’s get to know each other and see where it takes us!!!
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A B O U T M E:
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“Make your work your play and you’ll never have to work a day in your life” was advice I received from a young age—and following it has led me to big happy.
As an artist who works across different mediums, I allow myself to flow towards what feels alive and compelling no matter the creative act—and this is also how I do human connection.
Discovering my own sexual confidence changed my life in profound ways. I call sex our “original creativity” and since exercising our human creativity is an antidote to anxiety, exercising our most personal artistry is one of the healthiest, most loving things we can do for ourselves and with one another.
I take pride in being a safe collaborator for kind, thoughtful humans who wish to explore authentic self expression.
At Sheri’s, this looks like designing a plan together for intimate shared nurturance [for specifics, see my FAQ section below or check out my more detailed FAQ blog on my website].
Beyond the ranch, I am an artist obsessed with researching interpersonal relationships, communication, and sex education. I regularly work as a performer, photographer, sex podcaster, writer, painter, relationship coach, creative guide/consultant/cuntsultant—or whatever else comes my way that I find irresistibly interesting.
On my podcast *How to Woo* I have been interviewing guests about their personal and/or professional sex educations and experiences since 2018.
If I am behind a camera, I do everything from erotic to corporate, red carpets and music festivals. Portraits of any kind are always my favorite.
In front of the camera, I have fun with self portraits, masturbation meditation sensation explorations of edging, and wildcard toy play depending on what lovers, appreciators and brands gift me (all avail on OF!).
Sci-fi is my favorite genre, both as a reader and writer, painting moons (little lunas) is my go-to when I pick up a brush, and sometimes I even still carve out time for collage (digital and physical) between my work travels.
Tell me of your cravings, and we will revel in delight.
My body loves giving and receiving touch. My mind is curious to know what you wonder about. My heart thumps in delight when it feels resonant, connected intimacy. My spirit is pretty turned on most of the time. And my heart and loins are most aroused by kindness :)
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F A Q:
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WHAT ARE YOU LIKE?
Unique—just like everyone else.
I am whimsical and practical, responsible, and extremely silly—which tends to shock people since I look like I stepped out of Hollywood’s classical era. I may or may not get sarcasm or euphemism; I love direct, clear speech, though in sensation I prefer the long-drawn-out route, teasing that builds tension over time. I also respond awesomely to quickies, fulfilling bucket list dreams, fetishes and fantasies, threesomes, playing with my lady friends, and fun people in general.
Sex is my favorite subject; however, I have a wide set of interests, including but not limited to: neuroscience, space, all creative arts, meditation, theology, psychology, communication, technology, anything related to systems or patterns, farm stuff, and cute animals.
If you have an interest I haven’t explored yet, discovering something through someone else’s passion is another thing that lights my fire. Yes please, book recommendations.
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WHAT ARE YOUR SPECIALTIES AT THE RANCH?
(2a) GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE:
When was the last time you felt deeply appreciated for being yourself?
This slow-paced session gives us time to connect, and offers the fullest access to my heart, mind and body. Choose your own adventure—do you want deep, connected conversation? In a bubble bath? Multiple rounds? Erotic massage? Prostate exploration? Partner-pleasing lessons? Maybe you need a friendly deviant who will delight in your kink—or someone to lead you through the experience of partnered sex for the first time. Perhaps you require a sampler platter!
A GFE is designed for us to get intimate in mutually satisfying ways—regardless of what your previous experiences have been. Let’s explore each other through hours of nourishing play.
(2b) THREESOMES:
What if you could have the threesome of your dreams—and feel totally safe and supported in the experience?
If you want to play with me and one (or more!) of my lady friends, we will totally rock your world. Configurations are endless and therefore best discussed in-person—feel free to message me to see who my familiar play friends are!
I also LOVE couples!!! If you and your partner are looking to explore with a bisexual/pansexual/kindsexual lover who is polywise and understands the landscape of non-monogamy (even when it’s anarchy) and you both happen to like tall natural dirty blondes and conscious communication, I’d love to meet you.
I love queer folx, am an experienced group play tour guide for newbies, and always love to celebrate the relationships of couples already familiar with their freaky parts. No one will ever be left out…on accident (imagine a happy devil emoji here).
(2c) FETISH AND ROLEPLAY:
Want a grownup play friend you can go all the way with?
I have all the acting, writing, improv and BDSM skills you could desire to create the scene of our dreams—if you can articulate what you’re into and it’s something I am legally allowed to support you in facilitating, consider me curious, aroused, and excited to help you fulfill your fantasy.
Yes, to vanilla, kink and fetish proclivities!
I understand how vulnerable this can be and am here to help you have so much fun you’ll forget you were ever nervous. Specialty favorites include all things butt-related, dressing up in outfits you bring me, and receiving foot worship!
Let’s make your dreams come true.
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DO YOU OFFER OVERNIGHTS?
Totally.
We can have an amazing sleepover, spend the best weekend ever together, or even revel in our very own honeymoon phase. Typically, I offer longer packages to established clients, but if you like to dive in deep to a connection, we hit it off, and I have room in my schedule, I’m definitely open to letting the adventure unfold as we see fit.
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HOW KINKY/VANILLA ARE YOU?
…YES!
In my world, delicious vanilla connection and sensation are foundational building blocks to the most satisfying kinky depths. As long as I am connected to my lover, wild delight ensues no matter how light or dark the play.
I am into a wide array of sensations. I easily become lost in the basics for hours. Touch my eyebrow and I will I feel it all the way down my spine. Trace your finger along my neck to see my whole body light up. Put your hands around my waist and my animal being will melt into the invitation to cozy up. And if you lay on me after an orgasm? I’ll be the happiest girl in the world.
I am somewhat formal when it comes to power dynamics. I am a switch, and do not typically switch inside a scene (I hold space for this to be theoretically possible; I have simply not discovered a partner where that dynamic feels acceptable or desirable). My origins are as a service submissive, though I am more likely to be found in Top space these days and I have an ever-growing list of technical skills; message me if you seek something specific and I’ll let you know my experience level.
Please note:
If you wish to explore yourself as a Dominant, a chaperone will be required to accompany us during our play, to ensure respect of all safe words. I expect any Top worthy of receiving my surrender to be well-researched and to initiate the conversation via email far in advance of our appointment.
If you wish to explore your submissive parts, I expect any bottom worthy of my attention to likewise introduce themselves, to have a reasonable understanding of their desires and limits, and to be able to communicate their needs in an ongoing dialogue as we calibrate.
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ARE YOU FAKING IT?
Nope. Life is too short to do boring things.
I have such a wide net of delicious YES and such an excitement to bring joy to kind, respectful, mutually curious people I never ever have to fake a thing. If facilitating my orgasm is important to you, I’d rather teach you how I work than trick you into ineffective habits—especially if you want to come back to see me! I am also polyamorous, so there is no need for me to manufacture connection—I just create authentic
I tend to get along really well with resilient people who are thoughtful, open to connecting, compassionate, curious, open-minded, positive, and have at least one passion. If someone or something bothers me, I don’t hide it—my acting skills are a specialty service ;)
If I can’t be myself and sync up with someone, they are not someone I want to work or play with.
Good vibes only!
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HOW DO I PREPARE?
Get as clear as reasonably possible (see my prep guides on the FAQ blog on my website for a detailed how-to) about what you want, and book an appointment with me during my next tour—scroll down to see my dates on the calendar!
Keep in mind: what you get out of our experience will absolutely be proportional to your personal preparation, attitude and inputs. I recommend a mindful, sober approach to inviting me to fulfill your desires (plus, we cannot legally work with intoxicated individuals).
In the days leading up to our session, make sure to take extra good care of yourself—get good sleep, eat whole, nutritious foods, hydrate, move your body, meditate on me and edge yourself if you’re really feeling dedicated.
If nerves start to surface, remember it’s normal and they will move through in their own time, as long as you don’t get obsessed with whack-a-moling them. Just be wherever you are and I will meet you there, and then we’ll go to whatever lovely place we choose together.
But seriously, hydrate. A lot! It’s the desert, and blood can’t…*flow*…without water ;)
And please do message me! I love to know a little about you, especially if you decide to make an appointment.
Feel free to ask any questions that are not about price—I am only allowed to talk about that once you are here with me in the Lunar Temple :)
Bonus points if you include a smiley or silly photo.
Super bonus points if you spoil me by granting wishes from my list!
Super duper bonus points if you also make an appointment by calling the office in addition to everything above!!!
My favorite hours to receive company are between 10 AM and 10 PM, and I am especially keen on late morning and afternoon delights.
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Whether you seek restoration, exhilaration, pure sensation, or have absolutely no clue and need someone who’s *got* you—come at least say hi.
You’ve found yourself here for a reason.
Put yourself in my hands and I will hold yours (or…wherever ;)) and take care of you every step of this adventure.
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Luna Robbie's preferences
My Best Feature: my squeezable butt, worshipable nipples, or my stamina
My favorite position: I find favorite positions with each partner depending on how we fit together—but legs together are always a win. Any way my pussy is touching you is a win!
My favorite toy(s): a butt plug & a magic wand
My favorite sport(s): Swimming, biking and intense fucking, me on top!
My favorite color(s): Lunar gray, like a very pale lavender.
The Most Unusual place I had Sex: I’ve squirted off the roof of a 22-story building under a full moon.
Language(s) I speak: Basic French, German, and Spanish.
My fantasy: Massage you in Playland’s locker room, ravage me on the boss’ desk, service you on the tantra chair, spank me in the classroom before a fuckswing finale and a chill jacuzzi wind-down—with your and/or my friends!
Luna Robbie's body stats
My height: 5 feet 8 inch
My current weight: 123
My current hair-color: Blonde
My eye color is: Blue
My current stats are: 30DD 26 36
I am: Caucasian
My current age is: 36
Send Luna Robbie a message at: lunarobbie@sherisranch.com
Phone Reservation: (800) 506-3565
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