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It's my second visit to Sheri's Ranch, and this time I saw Emma West. Google "emmawestuk" and she has accounts on Twitter and TikTok. For context, I'm a 40-something tall, lanky, introverted computer programmer. TL;DR Emma is great, looks like Seven of Nine (imho, but shorter with smaller breasts, and great ass), and really is as geeky as she says!
I decided to do Sheri's "lineup" this time, as I'd never tried it and it sounded like a movie-star experience. I sat on a couch while a dozen beautiful women paraded in front of me. I'm glad I did it once, but honestly it's a little superficial, and I recommend just talking to the girls at the bar. Break the ice! I had spoken to Emma at the bar last time, so I chose her this time.
I was wearing my lucky Star Wars t-shirt (one of many, hehe) and instantly Emma starts nerding out. My silly brain's shields go up because I'm thinking, "This can't be real." I wouldn't be surprised if Emma actually gets this a lot, what with her looks. It's not fair, and I won't let my brain think that again. Fast-forward: after our session, while cuddling, we hit it off talking about Red Dwarf and singing the theme song out loud ("It's cold outside...!") And she once dressed up as Scully for Halloween. I wish we had bonded like this before the main course; another reason to talk to girls at the bar. She really is truly, genuinely, a total geek <3
Anyway, Emma has a menu, like at a restaurant (literally). You can just cuddle and talk -- if you want to nerd out -- or you can get a NURU massage with a happy ending, or you can get full service, or you can go beyond even that. I went with a combo of a fashion show plus full service.
Emma changed between many outfits in front of me, starting with a cat outfit, with my favorite being a stunning green dress. She actually seemed a little nervous, which was endearing in a way, because how could such a beautiful woman be nervous in front of me? (She said it was her last day and the room was kind of messy and half-packed for travel) After the show we got naked, with me on top, and had a great time!
Emma's best assets are her nerdy personality and great ass. If you like English accents, she has that as well. Oh, and she has a nice nerdy laugh.
My only regret was being shell-shocked at the beginning. As I said, if we had cuddled first and then had sex, I think I would have been more relaxed, but it was great either way, and now I know Emma better for next time! Highly recommended.