Like more or less everyone with an internet connection, I’d long fantasized about bedding a porn star. But now, having made that dream a reality, I’ve got to admit, it wasn’t what I thought it would be. It was better. And that all comes down to the fact that Miss Ava SInclaire—whose work for BangBros, Brazzers, and Naughty America I’d long been a fan of—is a genuine, Down-to-Earth person. It was shocking how easy it was to speak with her. No grandstanding. No condescension. Just a regular, honest-to-goodness discussion. She’s funny, incredibly charismatic, extremely passionate about a wide variety of subjects—including horror movies, mathematics, and nature—and I felt at ease the minute we started talking. If we hadn’t had sex, I still would have enjoyed our time together. But, of course, we did, and it was truly surreal. Ava doesn’t fake it. She loves what she does, and is a super enthusiastic partner. If you decide to see her at the Ranch, which you absolutely should, treat her like the Queen she is. I have every intention of seeing her again. After all, being with her was like being with an angel. And who wouldn’t want to reach heaven again?