It was last night, but hopefully it won't be THE last night. After browsing the website for a little while, I went to Sheri's Ranch last night with a "Top 3" in mind promising myself I would have a drink and take a little time and not run off with the first lady that that said, "Hi!" Suzanne, a beautiful woman in her own right, took those honors - sorry, Suzanne, it was in no way a reflection on you.
Then I ordered from Sheri's pretty decent menu, but turned out to be a little too nervous to eat much. There is a rule at Sheri's about no customer mobile phones inside, obviously to avoid picture taking, and I was waiting for one particular email, so I kept stepping outside to check on it. It never came, so once I decided I was done eating, I put the phone away, and up walked Brittney Ryder! Top 3!
By the end of introductions, and a tour, and just a few minutes basking in her smile and amazing charms, it was clear that there never really were any other two ... she was every woman I had come to Sheri's to meet. Oh, and don't worry. She is the fabulously beautiful woman you see in her profile. But even more ... she's mature and devilish and easygoing and charismatic (couldn't go without slipping that in).
Brittney took the time to show me all 'activity' rooms, which I didn't get a chance to see the one time I was at Sheri's a few years ago. There are even some new options at Sheri's since I was there (at least I think they are new) - the Playland theme rooms. Brittney even took the time to describe different possible adventures in each room. It was a terrific tour, but it backfired a little, because back at her room, the negotiations took a little time, just because with so much to offer at Sheri's, I could barely begin to pick from the available experiences. And I'll admit now, I was already enjoying just sitting and talking with this amazing lady.
She was patient and helpful and if I had a week (or a lifetime) to spend with her, I would have tried them all. Anyway, we settled on our adventure, and we were ready to go.
We ended up in the 60's room, she showed me the shower, as I had pointed out that it's a thousand degrees in Vegas and I really wanted to wash the sunscreen off. She left to get ready, after explaining that our 'time' didn't start until she returned. So once the drinks arrived, I took a shower.
We took a little more time getting to know each other, which, for me, was as much a reason our time was so great as anything else ... and believe me, everything was great! She was warm and sensitive and beautiful (did I say that, yet?) and our time together was over far too soon. As I was leaving, I was already trying to think of when my next opportunity would be to see her again.
And one last thing ... if you're coming to see Brittney (or any of the ladies) in the evening, I recommend the free limo. Last time I came, it was already night, so the drive was very dark. This time I drove out while there was still daylight to see the amazing landscape. But the drive back to Vegas was long and dark and tiring. I will definitely take my own advice next time.
Thank you, Sheri. It will always be an amazing memory, and hopefully not the only one.