When I first start reading reviews of the Sheri's Ranch girls as I was planning my first time trip, I had to wonder why they almost all received 5 stars. That seemed odd to me. Nobody can be THAT perfect?!?!
After reading thru several of the reviews, I finally decided to select Amber and started an email correspondence. She was very accommodating and flexible with my schedule. So flight booked and reservations made, I just had to endure the waiting. While I was twiddling my thumbs, I noticed that she was heavily involved on the Sheri's Ranch forum, so I read everything she was writing, included her co-authored article on the blog with Kimmy D about the Perfect Blow Job. I was VERY interested in trying this experience out for myself after reading it. I also noticed that she had a milestone birthday a fews months before, so being the chivalrous guy that I am, I sent her a few gifts from her Amazon wish list. Turns out she LOVES surprises.
D-Day finally arrives and I head to the ranch. When I first laid eyes on Amber, I was stunned by her physical beauty. The pictures on the site were good, but the reality of her was WAY beyond what they could capture. Shaking her hand and looking into those vexing blue eyes, I was sure I had made the right decision. We chit chatted for awhile and I was further smitten by her easy going, humble, yet intelligent nature.
I am too much of a gentleman (well, in my own mind anyway) to divulge the details of our time together, but suffice it to say that the 18 hours I spent at the ranch were by far the best 18 hours of my life up to this point, and that is saying a lot because I am not your typical wall flower.
So yeah, if you have to use some clunky system to try and "box in" or categorize one persona over another, then a rating system is one way to help. But I am here to tell you that Amber not only measures up to the 5 Star rating, she far exceeds ANY kind of rating system. I think it is impossible to put Amber into a box and say she is this or she is that. Because she redefines what I think a young beautiful, caring, compassionate, intelligent woman is.
And if you think my words are a bit too "glowing", I beg your forgiveness, but at the same time challenge you to find another who can compare to such a woman as Amber. Consider this a virtual slap across your face cheeks with my white gloved hand. You, sir, have been warned.
Amber, my Dearest, I will always treasure our moment together in the desert. You are the embodiment of everything that a man can expect to experience on this wonderful planet. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.
Ciao Bella,
Stumpy