Sassy Pants

Sassy Pants

About Me

Hello! My name is Sassy. I'm a vivacious, intelligent blonde who loves to laugh and make others laugh. I'm down to earth, sensual and I LOVE video games and hot baths' I like to think of myself as a sex therapist more than a courtesan because I will leave you feeling better about yourself and more prepared for future sexual endeavors. I love virgins and inexperienced lovers, but I cater to couples. NOTHING makes me happier than satisfying a roomful. But it's not just about the sex....it's also about connecting with people on a deeper level. I am here for you, which ever way YOU need me. Still skeptical??? Check out my reviews ;)

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Preferences

My Best Feature: Eyes and Boobs
My Favorite Position: Cowgirl!
My Favorite Toy: Clit Vibrator
My Favorite Sport: Hands free Beer Pong!
My Favorite Color: Purple!
Most Unusual Place I've Had Sex: In church
My Fantasy: Working in a Brothel

Body Stats

Height
5' 6"
Weight
140 lbs
Hair
Blonde
Eyes
Blue
Bust
32D
Waist
28
Hips
40
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Caters To

69 All Fetish Armpit-Sex Blowjob Bubble Bath Party Classic Sex Couples Cross Dressing DATY Face-Sitting Fantasy Fetish Foot Fetish GFE/Girl Friend Experience Group Sex (3 or more) Half and Half Handicap Lesbian Lingerie Fetish Men Nuru Massage Pegging Prostate Massage PSE (Porn Star Experience) Role Playing Sensory Play Shower Party Threesome Toy Show Virgin Voyeurism Women

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Reviews

Felt compelled to expand on recent encounter with this amazing lady. Sharing time with this extraordinary woman is like a child awakening on Christmas morning, seeing all the magically enchanted gifts that lay before you, beconing you to come and delight in their magnificence! Sassy is truly a special lady, entering, we had nothing in common, two minutes later, we were as though we had known each other all our lives. A word of caution, when you leave this ladies arms, you will have surrendered your heart, you will forever long for more.

By: Jim | 2016-11-06

Was treated to the most fantastic experience with Sassy, the adorning superlatives are endless, and once your with her, you wish the night was as well. A beautiful woman, a more beautiful person, an unbelievable lover!!!

By: Jim | 2016-10-31

If you want a wonderful party with a fantastic lady make an appointment with Sassy. She is all she says in her profile and more. Easy to talk with, sensual, down-to-earth, too many superlatives to list in reviewing a party with Sassy. Nearly a dozen parties with Sassy and I definitely want more, and more!!

By: Joe B | 2016-06-29

As a man who came to Sheri's as a virgin, it was pretty nerve racking being there for the first time. Sassy very quickly made me feel welcome. She has a wonderful personality and of course she is gorgeous! Her pictures, while lovely, don't even come close to doing her justice. As wonderful of a person as Sassy is, she's even better in bed! She was very open to everything that I wanted to try. If you happen to have a foot fetish, I cannot recommend Sassy enough! She has incredibly shapely, high-arched feet and she takes very good care of them. My only wish is that I could've had more time with Sassy, but the time I spent with her was definitely an unforgettable experience. I was dizzy by the time we were finished! Thanks for a great time Sassy!

By: Jaegster | 2016-06-21

Amazingly wonderful time. So good in fact that I'm going to see her for an overnight tomorrow. Sorry guys can't help myself with such a wonderful woman.

By: Allen hemp | 2016-06-20

Two more great parties with gorgeous, vivacious Sassy. A great cowgirl !! Wonderful to talk with. Sadly the parties seem to be over way too soon.

By: Joe Barton | 2016-06-13

Sassy, tall with slim narrow waist + beautiful face holding captivating eyes that laugh with her happy moods. Incredible handful supple natural breasts that shake when she moves or laughs. Sassy is an absolute delight to talk to & share time with in tub or on bed. Thank you Sassy for great time!

By: pete | 2016-06-13

Being that I was a first time patron, I was very thankful that Sassy was very professional and accommodating to a noob. Her pictures do not do her justice, she is much more beautiful in person. Sassy's eyes are intoxicating, again the pictures do not do her eyes justice either, her eyes are much softer and gentler than they seem in the pictures. Overall m first time experience was great, and I learned what will make my next visit even better. Thanks Sassy!

By: Noob | 2016-06-06

I recently had the most wonderful party with Sassy. She was able to take me from my normal dark and foreboding place and elevate my spirits to heights I have seldom know before. During our party she was kind and thoughtful, a great person to talk with. If you want a fun party that you will remember for a long time check with Sassy. Many reviews have extolled her virtues as a great courtesan and beautiful lady, I can repeat them and add more but I don't want her to get a swelled ego. Luv ya Sassy!!!

By: Joe B | 2015-11-30

This review is way overdue. My husband and I partied with Sassy a couple of months ago, and the experience, as well as Sassy herself, is unforgettable. Sassy made us both feel at ease and safe to be ourselves. She's smart, funny, beautiful, and kind. It was a privilege to spend time with her. I highly recommend booking time with her, and if you do, treat her like the special gift she is, and be grateful to be with her! We certainly are! Thanks, Sassy! xoxoxo

By: JnJ | 2015-11-04
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