Luna Robbie

Do you have a desire to connect? Value intimacy, exploration, and play? Desire safe, open-minded companionship you can be yourself with? Love giving and receiving—especially touch? Have a thing for fun?

IF you have a good attitude, are into mutual delight, want to enjoy yourself with an experienced adventure buddy whose favorite research topic is sex:

Message me!!!

I'd love to get to know you (this is also the fastest way for me to share waaaaaay more photos of myself with you!!!).

Click the purple "send a message" button below or email lunarobbie @ sherisranch.com!!!

Bonus points if you are willing to be at least a little silly.

SUPER bonus points if you share a photo of your own to prove it.

Super DUPER bonus points if you drive yourself and make an appointment with me or stop by for a tour!

INFINITY bonus points if you also vibe with my real-life BFF and inspirational muse GG and visit us to create utter magic together!!!

You are invited to let go of your fears, but you don't have to; they'll melt away once we settle in.

Worried about your weirds? I love them if you feel like sharing, and I'll share mine with you. I find every human being baffling, unique, and a pleasure to discover.

Squiggle down my internet rabbit hole to see and learn more about me, or just come in and say hi. Let's get to know each other and see where it takes us!!!



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A B O U T M E:

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"Make your work your play and you'll never have to work a day in your life" was advice I received from a young age—and following it has led me to big happy.

How did I get here? I had been researching brothels for well over a decade, when one day in the late summer of 2021, I admitted my fantasy of working at a ranch to my real-life BFF / creative companion / non-biological twin / adventure friend GG who revealed she had similar leanings and immediately submitted her application, sparking me to do the same—and ever since, we have continued to experience levels of fun and joy beyond even our wildest imaginations here at our favorite oasis.

Discovering my own sexual confidence changed my life in profound ways. I call sex our "original creativity" and since exercising our human creativity is an antidote to anxiety, exercising our most personal artistry is one of the healthiest, most loving things we can do for ourselves and with one another.

As an artist who works across different mediums, I allow myself to flow towards what feels alive and compelling no matter the creative act. This is also how I do human connection.

I take pride in being a safe collaborator for kind, thoughtful humans who wish to explore authentic self expression.

At Sheri's, this looks like designing a plan together for intimate shared nurturance [for specifics, see my FAQ section below or check out my more detailed FAQ blog on my website].

Beyond the ranch, I am an artist obsessed with researching interpersonal relationships and communication, with the larger goal of creating better emotional and sex education resources for people everywhere. I regularly work as a performer, photographer, sex podcaster, writer, painter, relationship coach, creative guide/consultant/cuntsultant—and whatever else comes my way that I find irresistibly interesting.

On my podcast *How to Woo* I have been interviewing guests about their personal and/or professional sex educations and experiences since 2018. You can find interviews with my bestie GG and so many of my favorite ladies at the ranch if you want to get to know us better! Please note: I love all the ladies here, and they are all invited to be guests—some are just more shy, and who does or does not choose to participate has nothing to do with favorites; I have not interviewed some of my other best friends here.

If I am behind a camera, I do everything from erotic to corporate, red carpets and music festivals. Portraits of any kind are always my favorite, and yes I usually bring my camera.

In front of the camera, I have fun with self portraits, masturbation meditation sensation explorations of edging, and wildcard toy play depending on what lovers, appreciators and brands gift me (all avail on OF!).

Sci-fi is my favorite genre, both as a reader and writer, painting moons (little lunas) is my go-to when I pick up a brush, and sometimes I even still carve out time for collage (digital and physical) between my work travels.

My body loves giving and receiving touch. My mind is curious to know what you wonder about. My heart thumps in delight when it feels resonant, connected intimacy. My spirit is pretty turned on most of the time. And my heart and loins are most aroused by kindness.

Tell me of your cravings, and let's revel in delight.



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S P E C I A L T I E S:

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~CURIOUS PEOPLE~

I live a curiosity-led life, and absolutely love helping people explore their own curiosities in an open-minded, non-judgmental way. And if you're so curious and open you don't know where to start, I totally get it and can help you define your desires and make your dreams come true!

~EROTIC MASSAGE, EDGING AND SENSATION PLAY~

Prostate, lingam or yoni massage begin with the full body and breath. If you are looking for a slow, sensual experience that can build to a delicious first base finale, discovering what lights a body up is one of my great pleasures.

~BJ's AND DEEP THROATING~

While I can never promise every shape will fit in a given hole, I am an enthusiastic hands-on researcher as well. My oral skills are lauded by my lovers, and I take great delight in the techniques I have developed to bring maximum blood flow to our favorite erogenous zones (but seriously, do your part and hydrate).

~VIRGINS~

Whether you're looking for a sexy tour guide with hands-on lessons or simply want me to lead you through a safe and sensual experience, I will initiate you into your next chapter of erotic discovery in a hot and gentle way that will leave you feeling confident in pleasure. All ages 21+ are welcome; it's never too early or late to learn interpersonal skills that support healthy human connection.

~GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE~

When was the last time you felt deeply appreciated for being yourself? This slow-paced session gives us time to connect and offers the fullest access to my heart, mind and body. Hours of nourishing play allow for connected conversations, bubble baths and multiple rounds, as kinky or vanilla as we see fit.

~OVERNIGHTS AND EXTENDED PLAY~

We can have an amazing sleepover, spend the best weekend ever together, or even revel in our very own honeymoon phase. Typically, I offer longer packages to established clients, but if you are looking for a next-level luxury experience and we connect, I'm definitely open to letting the adventure unfold as we see fit.

~THREESOMES~

Ever wanted to have a three-way with two real-life best friends who excel in creating pleasure, appreciating life, and having fun? Check out GG's profile and let your mind wander into allllll the fun places we might go together!!! And/or add in any of our other lady friends here (we love orgies!) and we will totally rock your world!!!

~COUPLES~

If you and your partner are looking to explore with a bisexual/pansexual/kindsexual lover who is polywise and understands the landscape of non-monogamy (even when it's anarchy) *and* you both happen to like tall natural dirty blondes and conscious communication, I'd love to meet you. I am an experienced group-play tour guide for newbies and always love to celebrate the relationships of couples already familiar with their freaky parts. No one will ever be left out…on accident (imagine a happy devil emoji here).

~FELLOW QUEER FOLX~

I am attracted to the person, not the parts, and love hosting a safe space for you to explore your sexuality. Want to play with another lady for the first time? Need someone who understands the fluidity of gender? Want to get bendy or peggy with me? I'm here for it all, and love finding the pots of gold at the end of our rainbows.

~ROLEPLAY~

Want a grownup play friend you can go all the way with? I have all the acting, writing, improv and BDSM skills you could desire to live out the scene of our dreams. Remember to bring me an outfit if you have something specific in mind, and write to me ahead of time if planning is required.

~KINK~

I am quite kinky in the healthiest and most wholesome ways, and love meeting fellow perverts who get it. A switch who is somewhat formal when it comes to power dynamics, my origins are as a service submissive though I am more likely to be found in Top space these days. I have an ever-growing list of technical skills; message me if you seek something specific and I'll let you know my experience level.

~FETISH~

I *love* knowing the non-normative things that get my partners off. Worship my feet, legs, and ass. Smell my armpits or other crevices. Play with pantyhose. Wear a puffy jacket, earmuffs, or my panties. Tickle me to your heart's content. Let me spank your bottom pink, or bend me over your knee. Or surprise me with your desires.

**Message me if you want to see my ridiculously long erotic bucket list.

~HANDS-ON COACHING~

Whether your want to gather skills for your partner, a future partner, or come in with a partner for support, my years of learning about sex, communication and relationships means that I am well-suited to support my partners in a direct and experiential way, where talk and touch can teach a nervous system how to (re)wire in the sexiest ways.

~TALKING~

Can you tell? I love words. Written, spoken, and sung (catch me on backup vocals and harmonies while my genius BFF GG plays piano and we sing her original songs!!!), I am an active deep listener and love a thoughtful exchange of ideas…assuming you aren't actively trying to distract me too much.



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F A Q:

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WHAT ARE YOU LIKE?

Unique—just like everyone else.

I am whimsical and practical, responsible, and extremely silly—which tends to shock people since I look like I stepped out of Hollywood's classical era. I may or may not get sarcasm or euphemism; I love direct, clear speech, though in sensation I prefer the long-drawn-out route, teasing that builds tension over time. I also respond awesomely to quickies, fulfilling bucket list dreams, fetishes and fantasies, threesomes, playing with my lady friends, and fun people in general.

Sex is my favorite subject; however, I have a wide set of interests, including but not limited to: neuroscience, space, all creative arts, meditation, theology, psychology, communication, technology, anything related to systems or patterns, farm stuff, and cute animals.

If you have an interest I haven't explored yet, discovering something through someone else's passion is another thing that lights my fire. Yes please, book recommendations.

ARE YOU FAKING IT?

Nope. Life is too short to do boring things.

I have such a wide net of delicious YES and such an excitement to bring joy to kind, respectful, mutually curious people I never ever have to fake a thing. If facilitating my orgasm is important to you, I'd rather teach you how I work than trick you into ineffective habits—especially if you want to come back to see me! I am also polyamorous, so there is no need for me to manufacture connection.

I tend to get along really well with resilient people who are thoughtful, open to connecting, compassionate, curious, open-minded, positive, and have at least one passion. If someone or something bothers me, I don't hide it—my acting skills are a specialty service ;)

If I can't be myself and sync up with someone, they are not someone I want to work or play with.

Good vibes only!

CAN I GET YOU A GIFT?

Yes, please! In fact, if you make an appointment, a gift is the best way to let me know you are serious about showing up, and there are plenty of ways to cover ranch-related expenses if you visit my wishlist via my website.

Überlube is my favorite present ever; it is a great massage oil and is protection-safe.

I also love: beautiful flowers, nice super dark (90%+) chocolate or healthy snacks (examples are on my wishlist), sci-fi or fantasy books, skirts or dresses with slits in them, and lingerie (size small / 30DDD) or shoes (size 9) that you would like to see me in.

I am allergic to alcohol, can't eat processed foods or refined sugars, and hate the feeling of velour, polyester that doesn't breathe, and certain microfibers (I am a highly sensitive, sensual being!)—although real velvet (the silk kind) is yummy, and organic natural soft fibers are my favorite.

HOW KINKY/VANILLA ARE YOU?

…YES!

Delicious vanilla connection and sensation are foundational building blocks to the most satisfying kinky depths. As long as I am connected to my lover, wild delight ensues no matter how light or dark the play. I am into a wide array of sensations. I easily become lost in the basics for hours. Touch my eyebrow and I will I feel it all the way down my spine. Trace your finger along my neck to see my whole body light up. Put your hands around my waist and my animal being will melt into the invitation to cozy up. And if you lay on me after an orgasm? I'll be the happiest girl in the world.

Please note:

If you wish to explore yourself as a Dominant, a chaperone will be required to accompany us during our play to ensure respect of all safe words. I expect any Top worthy of receiving my surrender to be well-researched and to initiate the conversation via email far in advance of our appointment.

If you wish to explore your submissive parts, I expect any bottom worthy of my attention to likewise introduce themselves, to have a reasonable understanding of their desires and limits, and to be able to communicate their needs in an ongoing dialogue as we calibrate.

HOW DO I PREPARE?

Get as clear as reasonably possible about what you want and book an appointment with me during my next tour—scroll down to see my dates on the calendar!

Keep in mind: what you get out of our experience will absolutely be proportional to your personal preparation, attitude and inputs. I recommend a mindful, sober approach to inviting me to fulfill your desires (plus, we cannot legally work with intoxicated individuals).

In the days leading up to our session, make sure to take extra good care of yourself—get good sleep, eat whole, nutritious foods, hydrate, move your body, meditate on me and edge yourself if you're really feeling dedicated.

If nerves start to surface, remember it's normal and they will move through in their own time, as long as you don't get obsessed with whack-a-moling them. Just be wherever you are and I will meet you there, and then we'll go to whatever lovely place we choose together.

But seriously, hydrate. A lot! It's the desert, and blood can't…*flow*…without water ;)

And please do message me! I love to know a little about you, especially if you decide to make an appointment.

Feel free to ask any questions that are not about price—I am only allowed to talk about that once you are here with me in the Lunar Temple :)

My favorite hours to receive company are between 10 AM and 10 PM, and I am especially keen on late morning and afternoon delights.



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Whether you seek restoration, exhilaration, pure sensation, or have absolutely no clue and need someone who's *got* you—come at least say hi.

You've found yourself here for a reason.

Put yourself in my hands and I will hold yours (or…wherever ;)) and take care of you every step of this adventure.