Luna Robbie

My life is guided by one desire: to create ripples of love everywhere I go.

If you’re a kind, respectful human who values intimacy, loves to laugh, and is seeking thoughtful, sensual, luxurious companionship at Sheri’s Ranch, I’d love to get to know you. 

Come as you are. Excited, nervous, uncertain, weird, whatever. Let’s revel in being ourselves together.

If you feel a spark while reading my words, let’s explore a real human connection. 

Write to me: [email protected]

Please include your name, your planned dates, anything you’d love for me to know, and a photo if you please.

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T H E   Q U I C K I E:

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Hello, lovely human.

However we play, I meet you with curiosity. I’m a connection artist, relational philosopher, body explorer, pleasure advocate, sex educator and sensual creature who delights in appreciating life with kind, curious souls.

If you want to see more photos of me, email me at [email protected]

Share a picture and paragraph that give me a sense of who you are, plus the dates you plan to visit the ranch, and keep in mind: thoughtfulness stands out. 

Be not fooled by my graceful looks; I am extremely playful and silly (and occasionally clumsy, depending on arousal level). 

Above all, I offer care-based connection: presence, generosity, and the kind of attention that lets your whole system exhale. 

I value my time and hope you do, too. I prefer appointments to surprises. I think it’s polite to let a lady know you plan to visit, and I always appreciate the time to enjoy some antici………pation.

For specifics relating to price and activity, visit Sheri’s and ask your preferred lady for a tour.

Squiggle down my internet rabbit hole to delight in the vastness of my passions, and let me know what you learn about yourself in the process. 

Let's enjoy the time we have on this planet together. 

Join me to spread ripples of love.

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G O I N G   D E E P E R:

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~ How ~

My body loves touch, my mind is open, and my spirit is inquisitive.

I’ve spent my adulthood studying how humans connect. I am pleased to report: 

I’ve found some very reliable patterns in pleasure. 

My sex education research, kink experience, and somatic healer training shape how I work with breath, pacing, grounding, sensation, and the subtle ways bodies communicate long before words do.

Connection that unfurls slowly enough for us to land and deeply enough for us to drop in is my favorite way to begin. When our nervous systems sync, the creative currents between us become unmistakable. Safety in our sensuality lets us feel wildly alive.

Laughter is a great medicine that I use often. And laughter that wraps around and bookends pleasure peaks is unbeatable (if you haven’t felt a lady laugh from deep inside, I recommend moving it to the top of your bucket list now). 

I attune quickly. Your mind will quiet as we effortlessly dissolve into bliss. Whether you’re feeling shy, bold, quiet, or giddy with desire, we will enjoy and transform our energy.

When we’re together, I am fully with you. This quality of attention shapes everything we create.

With me, you may relax, unwind, and be profoundly met.

~ Why ~

My conclusion from over a decade of relational research is this:

Sex is our Original Creativity.

My hope is for all humans to be in touch with their creative parts. Sometimes it’s helpful to have an example, so I am happy to touch and awaken your creative parts if you’re not sure what the next step looks like.

Humans come alive when they get to be themselves. 

Pleasure is profoundly healing. Harmonized intimacy makes us kinder. In a world that now seems designed to push us towards distraction and dissociation, supporting connection to Self is one of my great joys.

I am a champion of desire.

More than once, someone has held my hand, spoken a desire out loud, and watched it materialize in their real life days later. Satisfying connection is real-life magic, and clear heads and hearts help us act on what we actually want.

When two humans choose to be truly present with each other, an alchemical process amplifies our energy into a whole that is so much greater than the sum of initial ingredients. This allows us to leave our encounter feeling refueled, full of life force, and ready to face whatever comes our way.

~ Who(rigin Story) ~

As an artist and healer who works across many mediums, I follow what feels most alive.

Everything I do is an expression of my curiosity, desire to learn and to share what I am learning.

I studied visual storytelling in film school before discovering the most compelling tales live inside our bodies; thus beginning my delightfully long and creative detour from mainstream entertainment.

Once I realized that erotic expression (or lack thereof) is woven into most social dynamics, I set out to understand sex:

Why is it so good sometimes?

Why is it so bad sometimes?

Why do so many people get weird about it?

I continue to be surprised by the shame society has gifted so many people. Detangling shameballs through thoughtful conversation and playful experimentation has become one of my favorite pastimes. 

First as a bartender and then a photographer, people opened up to share their secrets, desires, and dreams.  

When I noticed how often my nonjudgmental reflections were met with surprise, appreciation, and requests for more, I was inspired to bring my comfort with explicit erotic communication from my personal kinky world into the mainstream. 

Since 2018, I have recorded hundreds of weekly intimate conversations on my podcast, Sex Stories. Guests from all walks of life are invited to share their most personal histories, reflecting on what they’ve loved, learned, and still hope to experience.

Sex Stories blew up during the pandemic, and suddenly it was no longer prudent to invite strangers into my artist loft to photograph them. 

Luckily, I had been researching legal brothels for well over a decade. I finally admitted my fantasy of working at a ranch to my real-life best friend GG: a safe place full of sex stories where lovers value intimacy, and clear conversations with explicit agreements are standard. 

GG was fully on board, immediately submitted her application, I followed her lead to follow my dreams, and ever since, we’ve enjoyed increasing levels of fun beyond even our wildest (enormous!) imaginations here at our favorite oasis.

I now identify as a brothelytizer: I take great pleasure in sharing what I love about the ranch, on- and offline. If you can’t make it in-person for a tour (yet), I share the virtual experience and plenty of insight on my latest podcast, How to Brothel.

Between tours at Sheri’s, I balance travel for film and photo work, writing retreats, and I am currently enrolled in an 8-month somatic healer training where I’m deepening my skills in nervous system attunement, energetic grounding, and tantric practices.

You might say I have a work kink. I haven’t abandoned any creative pursuit, I’ve simply become more selective about how and with whom I share my time and energy.

Thus my existence is pretty joyful wherever I am, and I love sharing my well-resourced inner world when our paths align.

Embracing the depth and truth of my curiosity led me here, and the more I love myself exactly as I am, the more I am able to love others exactly as they are. These are the ripples that can grow into giant waves, and it seems like the world could use a flood of love right now.

Time with me often becomes a turning point, not because I promise outcomes, but because mutual presence creates clarity.

When was the last time you felt safe, seen, wanted, and thrillingly alive with another person?

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F O R   T H E  C U R I O U S:

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[ ~ Are you faking it? ~ ]

No. Life is too short to waste on boring things. 

If facilitating my orgasm is important to you, I'd rather teach you how I work than trick you into ineffective habits—especially if you’d like to see me again.

I have a wide net of delicious YES and an excitement to bring joy to kind, respectful, mutually curious people. I favor authentic connection that unfolds in its own time. If someone or something doesn’t work for me, I don't hide it. My acting is a specialty skill reserved for negotiated role-play ;)

→ See “Why I LOVE Being a Legal Courtesan” on How to Brothel.

[ ~ What’s it like to be with you? ~ ]

I am unique—just like everyone else.

I may look like I stepped out of Hollywood's classical era, but I am truly a practical, whimsical, wonder-filled, all-natural probtistic ideas machine in human form. 

I probably won’t appreciate your sarcasm; it’ll fly right over my head. However, I feel extremely cared for when you explain a joke I didn’t get, so I can share in the funny. I LOVE to laugh and play.

I prefer direct, clear speech to euphemism, though in sensation I will always opt for the long-drawn-out route, teasing that builds tension over time.

My mind loves pattern-seeking and possibility-making, which means I tend to notice the threads that help people understand themselves more clearly.

Words and touch are my favorite connection modes, though I’ve been known to melt into incoherence and primal vocalizations.

Sex is my favorite subject, and I have a long list of ever-expanding interests: neuroscience, therapy modalities, psychology, meditation, (neuro)theology, communication, energy, technology, quantum physics, space, sci fi and fantasy, anything related to systems or patterns, especially if they categorize humans (Meyers-Briggs, Enneagram, Astrology, Human Design, Tarot, Archetypes etc.), all creative arts, agriculture, tractors, baking bread, cooking and cute animals (and yes, I will definitely want to see photos of your pet). 

If you have an interest I haven't explored yet, discovering something through someone else's passion is another thing that lights my fire. Yes please, book recommendations.

My heart and loins are most aroused by loving kindness. As long as there’s respect, we’ll find our wavelength and enjoy our time together.

→ See “What’s a Kindsexual?” and “The Girlfriend Experience” on How to Brothel.

[ ~ What’s your background? ~ ]

I am an artist. A filmmaker by training, I work as a performer, photographer, podcaster, writer, painter, relationship coach, creative guide—a modern courtesan.

A neurospicy queer kinky switch who started on the right side of the slash and mostly live on the left these days, I have always been orientationally non-monogamous. Farm-raised, city-finished, my thirst for adventure calls for a quasi-nomadic lifestyle. Sharing facts, food, creative discoveries and jokes are my other love languages.

On my podcast Sex Stories I have been interviewing guests about their sex lives and/or work since 2018. As it turns out, my voracious appetites include learning everything related to sex. 

Accordingly, I continue to amass a wealth of knowledge from primary and secondary sources on physical intimacy, emotions, communication, relationships, psychology, neuroscience, and spirituality. Humans are baffling, yet still I love trying to understand how they work. I am currently in a healer training to deepen my knowledge of the nervous system, breath work, somatic therapy, energy and tantra. I will gladly nerd out over Robert Heinlein, Huberman Lab and all therapy modalities.

My obsession is connection. My ultimate goal is to create better story-based emotional and sex education resources for people everywhere. My daily goal is to create at least one ripple of love. And I really think hands-on learning is the best.

→ Find Sex Stories with Luna Robbie wherever you get your podcasts

[ ~ Am I too _______ for you? ~ ]

You are not too shy, direct, nervous, weird, boring, old, young, big, small, inexperienced, kinky, queer, straight, unpracticed, differently abled, fast, slow, dark, pale, bald, hairy, or even too many (couples are welcome!)—and if you happen to be stinky, you will have an opportunity to freshen up before we get intimate.

As long as you’re kind, respectful, connection-oriented and are at least a smidge curious, open-minded, generous of spirit, and passionate, we’ll probably click. 

If there is rudeness, boundary pushing, or unresolved hatred in your system, or if a large amount of pretending is required to keep your ego intact, we probably are not a match.

→ See “Virgins of All Ages”, “Couples Threesomes”, “Are You A Kindsexual?” and “How I Turn Nervous Partners Into Sex Gods” on How to Brothel

[ ~ Can we enjoy intimacy without sex? ~ ]

Yes. We will connect however feels right in each moment. It may include conversation or quiet sensuality, be clothed, unclothed, cuddly, playful, soft, exploratory, restorative, or all of the above. I love giving and receiving massage, listening to our hearts beat, dancing, board games, soaking in the jacuzzi tub, and any activity that lights you up. If you want to step into my most intimate sphere and experience daily creative life with me, we can share a meal, write a story, record a podcast episode, and do a photoshoot.

→ See “Activities at Legal Brothels” and “The Girlfriend Experience” on How to Brothel

[ ~ Can I spend the night with you? ~ ]

If we hit it off, an overnight or multi-day experience lets us luxuriate in slow evenings, shared meals, laughter, erotic play, rest, waking up entangled, and beginning again. They’re intimate, creative, and allow our animal bodies to fully relax for the deepest connection. If you want an extended session, email me beforehand so I can ensure uninterrupted space for us.

→ See “Overnights” featuring the wisdom of Camille Davis on How to Brothel

[ ~ Can I see your face? ~ ]

Yes! You can see my face, hear my voice and learn my connection philosophies on the YouTube version of How to Brothel and Sex Stories, or if you want to see my face and so much more, join me on OnlyFans; you can find all the links on my website.

→ Find How to Brothel with Luna Robbie wherever you get your podcasts

[ ~ How may I book time with you? ~ ]

I love looking forward to appointments, and they ensure I’m resourced, ready and available when you arrive. The office handles my schedule. Call +1 (800) 506-3565 or email [email protected] to reserve our time together.

I am especially keen on morning trysts, afternoon delights and cozy evenings, but can get excited at any hour for a wonderful reason.

→ See “How to Prepare for Your Trip to a Legal Brothel” on How to Brothel

[ ~ What if my plans shift? ~ ]

If you need to reschedule or cancel your appointment, please email me and the office to let us know as soon as possible: [email protected], [email protected] 

[ ~ How shall I prepare for our time together? ~ ]

Hydrate. Get clear on your desires. And read or listen to my entire How to Brothel Series!

→ Start with “How to Prepare for Your Trip to a Legal Brothel” on How to Brothel

[ ~ What shall I include in my intro email to you? ~ ]

A thoughtful introductory email goes a long way. I love a paragraph or two about who you are, what lights you up, what you’re hoping to gain from our connection, when you’re planning to visit, and a photo if you feel comfortable.

→ See “Email Etiquette at Legal Brothels in Nevada” on How to Brothel

[ ~ What if you don’t email me back right away? ~ ]

I probably won’t—but I promise to get back to you as soon as is reasonable. If I'm at the ranch, this is usually within 24 hours.

When I’m doing something I care about—creating, connecting, adventuring, learning, or tending to my world—I give it my full attention. I reply when spacious so I can meet you with the same presence I give everything I love.

That said, SPAM filters are real, so please check yours. If I’m at the ranch and your query is time-sensitive, a polite follow-up is always welcome. 

If your email is for a booking weeks or months in the future, I may be in email triage mode and your patience is appreciated. 

→ See “How I Prioritize Communication (In & Beyond the Ranch)” on How to Brothel

[ ~ May I send or bring you a gift? ~ ]

I travel often and aim for minimalism. To make me swoon, support my creative work through OnlyFans or Patreon. 

If you love to spoil me with something tangible, Überlube is my favorite gift; it is great for massage and protection-safe. I also love beautiful flowers, nice super dark (90%+) chocolate, yummy organic snacks like dried or freeze-dried fruits, and sci-fi or fantasy books.

My body falls apart if I partake in alcohol or refined sugars, so none of those, please. Delicious butter croissants, however, are always appreciated.

Apparel-wise, I have a small, elegant capsule wardrobe that fits into my carry-on. If you wish to add an outfit to my current collection, please contact me to discuss. I believe surprises are best reserved for those who know each other very, very well.

And yes—at Sheri’s, we welcome tips of all sizes ;)

→ See “Etiquette at Legal Brothels in Nevada” on How to Brothel

[ ~ Do you drink or smoke? ~ ]

I am allergic to alcohol, don’t smoke, and prefer sober connection. Please note: I cannot work with intoxicated individuals and I only enjoy cigarette smoke when it is an explicitly negotiated part of a fetish party.

[ ~ Can I get to know you before our session? ~ ]

Yes. While in-person connection is an irreplaceable gold standard, you can get a feel for me and my ranch-related philosophies on How to Brothel, or learn my heart, mind and values on Sex Stories, which predates my work at the ranch by three years, and allows you to see that Luna is not a personae I use, but an evolution into the fullness of my most loving self. 

I always appreciate an email at the ranch to establish an introductory connection and answer any logistical questions leading up to our appointment, and if you’re looking for the back and forth of a pen pal connection, I do that on OnlyFans where you may easily appreciate the time and energy I put into our exchanges with appropriate tribute.

Or if you really want to go deep and join my mission to make the world a sexier, more loving place where taking care of each other is the norm, listen to a few episodes of Sex Stories and if you have thoughtful reflections to share, apply to be a guest.

→ Find How to Brothel or Sex Stories with Luna Robbie wherever you get your podcasts

[ ~ What other ladies do you party with? ~ ]

One of my favorite things about Sheri’s is that they only invite incredible goddesses to work here, so I encourage you to follow your heart and follow your part and create the threesome or orgy of your dreams.

My lady friends I have tried-and-true chemistry with include GG, Camille, Cora, Jess, Electra, Genevieve, Xena, Eva, Cameron, Allissa, Veloria, Yumi, Kiana, Hazel, Chasen and Jupiter—and I am absolutely open to expanding this list! 

→ Find my interviews with ladies from Sheri’s on How to Brothel

[ ~ What types of sessions do you love? ~ ]

Losing track of time as we connect, getting to know your mind, heart and body as we explore, experiment and play, discovering the unique energy we co-create is my favorite, regardless of specifics.

Whether it’s all weekend or a quickie, fulfilling bucket list dreams, fetishes and fantasies or group play, any experience that includes learning and laughter lights me up.

If you seek inspiration, I keep an ever-expanding erotic bucket list. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. 

Or simply surrender your body to my joyous exploration. 

Read on for details, and find even more on my website and How to Brothel.

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P O S S I B I L I T I E S:

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Use this list to spark your imagination.

For deeper descriptions of sessions, visit my FAQ blog to read, watch, or listen to How to Brothel.

LUXURY

Good Friend Experience (GFE): time to connect and explore

Overnights: deep intimacy, extended erotic unfolding, cuddle therapy

Weekend Dream: unhurried play, favorites, and fantasies come true

A Week to Remember: immersive connection, creative exploration, transformative companionship

CLASSIC

Cuddly hang: oxytocin, intimacy and conversation

Erotic massage: hands, breath, and a slow build

Quintessential sex: playful, passionate, intuitive

Half and half: all your favorite bases

Worship me: explore a goddess in the ways you dream

Sensual and slow: textures, temperature, building arousal

Toy play: curated exploration with toys we choose together

First-timers & returning beginners: calm, confidence, joyful learning

Hands-on erotic learning: technique, breath, communication

All bodies & identities: welcomed with appreciation and care for your specific needs

GROUP PLAY

Couples threesomes: playful, radiant, co-creative connection

Threesomes or moresomes with my lady friends: heaven on Earth, angels on you.

Full house orgy: expansive, celebratory, unforgettable

ENM / Poly coaching: clarity, emotional skill-building, erotic collaboration

KINK, FETISH & SPECIALTY

Role-play: characters, settings, dynamics, erotic imagination

BDSM: impact, power exchange, intensity calibrated to experience level

Ass worship, prostate massage & pegging: precision, pleasure, surrender

Foot worship: massage, touch, devotion

Armpit kink: have you tried it?

Cross-dressing & gender euphoria: affirmation, embodiment, play

Voyeurism and exhibitionism: being seen, watching, co-creating charge

Sensation play: anticipation, blindfolds, textures, pleasure, pain

Fetish-centered encounters: negotiated, focused, and intentional

Fantasy fulfillment: guided experiences crafted to your desires

Nuru-style erotic massage: glide, slip, body-to-body intoxication

Any other curiosity: exploration with guidance

CREATIVE EXPLORATION

Custom photoshoots: of you, me or both, clothed-as-you-please

Podcast recording: your most personal time capsule

Somatic grounding: tantric breathwork and embodied sensing

Nervous system attunement: gentle co-regulation for ease and safety

Creative collaboration: writing, painting, drawing, brainstorming

Teach me your passion: let what you love lead us